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Armageddon Funny Quotes
What is a funny phrase I could use for a t-shirt?
At the end of every year, my high school has this thing called Armageddon. It’s a day when the classes compete against each other in sports and games such as dodgeball, ping pong, guitar hero, and basketball. Every class is required to design a shirt for their class to wear. I am looking for funny quotes, rhymes, phrases, or anything else you can think up to put on the shirt. Here’s a few things that you can use to get ideas: it is my freshman class, so we are the class of 2013, and we are considered the golden class. So if you can incorporate that into it then it would be even better. Thanks 
Golden to the End
Go for the Gold(en)
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